Fish Fingers and Custard

Official Dress Code For All Females In Public Schools

smilingemoticon:

• all shirts can only have pictures of Michael Jordan in his Space Jam uniform
• sleeves must be long enough that people are convinced that you are a ghost
• all pants can only have seven pockets. only seven. no more no less
• your shoes must have at least one picture of a meme on them
• always carry a boombox with you blasting out the Jimmy Neutron theme song repeatedly until you leave the school campus

foodchewer:

*hides good snacks from family members*

therealct1:

i wanna kill myself (brick by brick)